‘Breast cancer’ is a mamm …
‘Breast cancer’ is a mammogram of ‘flat chest’.
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Finally got the ex. out o …
Finally got the ex. out of my system. Suppose its back to buying meat from the butchers again.
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Today, a doctor came up to me and offered to repair my destroyed nerve endings with an experimental procedure. Couldn’t hurt.
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Apparently a truck carrying boxes of wigs has overturned, spilling its load across the M1. Police are combing the area.
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Saw a game of football today between a load of Hospital Doctors v Admin Staff I have to say some of the on field play was clinical
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I was sacked earlier for messing up the concreting in work. I didnt think anything was wrong but apparently is wasnt the way it cement to be
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When I asked my Gran what she wanted for Christmas, she replied, “The best present I could ask for is to be surrounded by my friends.” Well, we’ve just got back from the cemetery and she doesn’t seem too happy.
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Dear Ireland, I realise that we haven’t been the best of neighbours over the years but did we really deserve ‘Jedward’?! If you take them back and brick them up in an old house, i’ll personally look into returning the northern bit of your country too you…… Cheers!
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My wife said she “wanted a night to remember” So I bought a memory foam matress.
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Two friends finish studying at university and meet up in their hometown for a drink one night to catch up, talk about their experiences at university and where they think they’ll go next in life. One says “I’ve got this Business degree now, but I’m not so sure what to do. What type of work […]
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Apparently the Chuckle Brothers have only just finished opening their Christmas presents. The labelling was, once again, a nightmare.
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I was at the zoo the other day, and a sign said ‘Do not touch fence’. I dont know why, I just couldn’t put my finger on it.
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It’s disillusioning when my magic tricks don’t work.
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What’s the healthiest part of a McDonald’s happy meal? The toy.
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I entered a 20,000 draw today… The owner of the antique furniture shop was furious.
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