Walkers must have a free …
Walkers must have a free secret give away on, I’ve just opened a bag a found a crisp!
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Is it just me, or do you …
Is it just me, or do you think that some of the Comic Relief money sent to Africa, should be spent on condoms and the morning after pill?
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Old Chinese proverb say: Man who walks through doorway sideways with erection is always going to Bangkok.
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I was on an uncomfortable flight home earlier, when I collared one of the air hostesses and said, “Excuse me, will you tell the pilot to stop turning his warning lights on?” “Why’s that sir?” “Because every time he puts them on the plane shakes.”
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I bought a pirate DVD yesterday. Johnny Depp was brilliant in it.
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The company I work for has announced a 57% pension reduction. When I retire I get a biro.
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I’m a man stuck in a woman’s body. Rigor Mortis set in earlier than I expected.
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I was in a shop the other day and the girl behind the counter said: can you come on this till please. So I did
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my girlfriend just sent me a text saying “I < 3 U". If i can remember my inequalities correctly,i believe it means "One is less than 3" so i sent a reply saying "I agree"
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So Starbucks have released an However-you-want-it Frappuccino, where you create your own frappuccino just the way you want it. How about cheaper?
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I just booked a holiday and in the brochure it said No hairdressers on site Bonus a holiday without the wife.
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I can’t believe it. My first day working as a Santa and they gave me the sack.
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What have my Grandad and the England players got in common? They were both bombed out badly by the Germans in the black country..
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Great, my book ran out of batteries .. stupid future
Continue ReadingCif ? CIF ?!?!! What junt …
Cif ? CIF ?!?!! What junt came up with that idea?
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