I cried for hours when so …
I cried for hours when someone spelt my name without a capital letter. I’m very case sensitive.
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Sky News: Teacher secretly filmed beating children. At chess.
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ive just thought, chicken legs are a chickens legs and chicken wings are a chickens wings, i am never eating chicken nuggets again !!
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I tried to take my wife line dancing with me, but we always ended up getting in a row.
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I brought an icicle into work today. It’s gone into liquidation.
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I think PCSO’s do valuable work. Without them, how would we know where the nearest cashpoint is ?
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My skinny neighbour gets pushed about by everybody in our street. He really needs to get a new car.
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My wife is on the Cyclops diet. She’s always got one eye on the fridge.
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I guess it’s alright working for a parcel delivery company. It has its UPS and its downs.
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My wife left me because I spend too much time on the internet. So I guess now the joke’s on her.
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Rights are a bit like Yorkies – Not for Girls
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Art, music, cookery… Truly, there is no start to my talents.
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I fell asleep whilst rafting the other day. I just drifted off.
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The wii supposedly brings your family together… well so does a rope.
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My wife put my dinner in front of me. I looked at it, then picked it up, threw it at the wall and screamed, “I WOULDN’T FEED THAT TO A PIG!” Terrified, and crying her eyes out, she said, “Err, …why not?” I said, “BECAUSE IT’S PORK AND THAT WOULD BE CANNIBALISM! …now can I […]
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