Biology. The only study i …
Biology. The only study in the world that thinks division and multiplication are the same thing.
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Caring for animals can be …
Caring for animals can be such hard work sometimes. I’ve just been scratched to bits by my sister’s cat whilst trying to help it. I noticed 6 nasty looking zits on its belly and, after a half hour struggle, just popped the last one now. I hope she appreciates what I do for her.
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What’s the difference between a toilet-brush and a toothbrush? The taste.
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Benefits: Making natural selection obselete since 1992.
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Tesco’s slogan should be ‘unexpected item in bagging area’
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I did a drunken Cheryl Cole yesterday. The viewers booed me and told me this was the worst imitation they had ever seen.
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While over here touring Great Britain, the Pope is hoping to visit a few Catteries around the country, because he really loves cats. I suppose you could say he’s a Catholic.
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BBC News: Rapists sentence to be halfed if they admit it. Yes your honour, i did ra
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Research shows that at least 99% of N-Dubz fan will get 3 GCSE’s Between them.
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France are set to be the latest country to be troubled financially, due to the large payout the referee is set to receive.
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I’m a huge fan of crisscrossing lines. It’s unparalleled.
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My wife sometimes goes to selfridges to buy her clothes. Times are hard.
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I have developed a way of unfreezing food, by hitting it with a big hammer. I call it ‘Thoring’.
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I’ve searched for this radio active, but I can’t pick it up. Anyone know what frequency it’s on?
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I got thrown out of JJB Sports yesterday. 20% off of head, isn’t what I thought.
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