I got lost in the port on …
I got lost in the port on the way to loading bay7, so I had to go back to bay6 and start again
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Can’t believe, I’ve just …
Can’t believe, I’ve just been thrown out of my Mother-in laws funeral. Apparently, hiring an 18 piece Steel Band is disrespectful!
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The Korean Canine Society has launched its festive campaign. The slogan is “A dog is not just for Christmas. It should do for Boxing Day as well.”
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I feel really sorry for countries who enforce capital punishment. Imagine starting your name with a small letter.
Continue ReadingMarriage is about the mos …
Marriage is about the most expensive way for the average man to get laundry done
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*For Sale* Fully grown male African Lion. Slightly smelly, very sharp teeth and claws. Usually good with kids. Reluctant sale… due to multiple family bereavement.
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Channel 5’s Programme: ‘Danger: Diggers at Work’ is one letter away from being the most lied about tv programme ever!
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I knew accepting my mother as a friend on facebook was a bad idea. She went mental when she found out I’d “liked” the page “not being the still-born sibling”
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The wife says I should stop inserting Bruce Willis films into sentences Old habits die hard.
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I don’t know why Wife gets so upset with my constant lying. I always make it up to her.
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I bought a self-help tape the other day. It was called “How to handle disappointment.” When I opened the box, it was empty.
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I wasn’t in the mood to bury my wife’s dead dog so I thought,”Stuff it.”
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My wife said to me this morning that she would like a bit more adventure in the bedroom. She’s going to be well happy when she gets home later, I’ve put up an abseiling wall and a zip-line coming off the top of the wardrobe.
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My girlfriend now agrees that I’ve got the smelliest farts in the world. She just doesn’t like it when I rub it in her face.
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My father left when i was a child. He couldn’t cope with his job as a Taxi Driver. He just drove off without any Indication.
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