A dog’s New Year’s Resolu …
A dog’s New Year’s Resolution: I will not chase that stick unless I actually see it leave his hand!
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I’ve promised the missus …
I’ve promised the missus I’ll paint the lounge ceiling this weekend unless Sickipedia is working. Come on Rob – I’m counting on you. You can do it mate – you can.
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I’m thinking about giving up my career as a Witch Doctor. Since I opened the surgery, not one of those green hags have been in with an illness.
Continue ReadingLeAnn Rimes. No it doesn …
LeAnn Rimes. No it doesn’t.
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Got to be hard to take, living in an East London block of flats that has a fully operational ground-to-air missile system and a broken lift
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My cat hates Cyanide and I hate my cat.
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I got stopped by the cops last night and the copper asked if I’d been drinking? “Don’t be daft” I replied, “I cant’ afford alcohol AND petrol!!”
Continue ReadingI think it’s fair to say …
I think it’s fair to say if it wasn’t for blacks, Pakis or Madeleine McCann, Sickipedia would be about as much use as Stephen Hawking’s treadmill.
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I think the word ‘cliche’ is being used too often and has become meaningless.
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I’m useless with computers! I’m such a techno-numpty! I only have to touch the things and they break! Well, not really. But you’ve got to lie on your CV a bit to have a chance of getting in at PC World.
Continue ReadingHeadline: Woman ‘raped, b …
Headline: Woman ‘raped, burned and beaten while held captive by man she met online. Where did she meet him? Adult fiend finder?
Continue ReadingA cannibal says to his ma …
A cannibal says to his mate, “That bloke I just ate keeps repeating on me.” “What was his name?” His mate asks. “Dave.”
Continue ReadingMy sister got a Scottish …
My sister got a Scottish Action Man for Christmas, Battery’s included.
Continue ReadingWhat did the brown tooth …
What did the brown tooth say to the white tooth? ‘Iz it ‘coz I iz plaque?’
Continue ReadingTo make Christmas Dinner …
To make Christmas Dinner a little more interesting, print off a few jokes from Sickipedia, and pop them in the crackers.
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