America observes 18th Tak …
America observes 18th Take Your Child to Work Day. While Indonesia celebrates its 1st Take Your Parent to Work Day.
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I was imprisoned for rapi …
I was imprisoned for raping a Minor. It must be the Soot, sweat and big Machinery that gets me going.
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When my wife died I hit the bottle, which was nice because I then had a cuddly toy to remember my great day at the carnival by.
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So according to those annoying little adverts down the side of Facebook, it says i can phone Africa for 10p. Fantastic, i’ll just put that here with all the other useful things i’ve collected over the years, such as this motorcycle ashtray, and this inflatable dart board.
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I was sat in a T.V studio, pondering the most comical way to be hit in the face by some recording equipment when, BOOM, it hit me.
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Sepp Blatter walks in to a bribary…..
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I used to work in a hairdresser’s just to get the tips. But i never used to get my cut
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Sky have won the rights to the World Origami Championship. Unfortunately it’s only on paper view.
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I took my son to the doctors today, and the doctor said “I’m sorry, your son is a hemophiliac” I said “So what if I throw my favorite DVD at him?” The Doctor said “There will be blood” I said “No, it’s actually Scarface”
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73% of men don’t know what a cookie is. But 99% know how to delete them.
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Is it just me or have I never actually seen a fish with fingers?
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I’ve always lived out of a suitcase. I’ve never lived inside a suitcase.
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I’ve started my own See Saw manufacturing company. Business is up and down.
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Ive just bought my girlfriend some gift-wrap for Christmas. I took it to the Gift Wrap department and told them to wrap it, but in a different print so she would know when to stop unwrapping.
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Thank the lord for Geography… I don’t know where I’d be without it.
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