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My wife has always said that she can see a resemblance of my father in me. But when she came home early yesterday, she saw a little bit of me in our son.

Making good orange juice requires great concentration.

I suffer from terrible gas. The supply’s been intermittent ever since I moved in.

Well, I’m glad someone has finally brought up this Kony business… Him and his brother Hamsung have been getting away with selling knock-off TVs for years now…

The wife tends to have her bath with only a couple of inches or so of water in. Tried it myself last night. It didn’t float my boat.

Be careful when taking sleeping pills. You don’t want to accidentally overdoze.

Typical. I just copped off with the office bike and she’s on her cycle.

I got taken to prison today and was given a cavity search I tried telling the guy my teeth are in perfect condition but he wouldn’t listen

There was a queue at the boxing club. That’s the punch line.

‘Rise in domestic abuse levels after Old Firm matches’. Is there anything the Scottish don’t prefer battered?.