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I was working round the clock painting today, but then I thought I should do the rest of the wall
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“All that glitters is not gold” – Claire from Claire’s Accessories.
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In the supermarket earlier, a group of lads started throwing chocolate, biscuits and cakes at me. It was all very unsavoury.
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I got stopped by a copper last night. The officer said, “Do you have a police record?” I said, “Yes, Walking on the Moon from 1979.”
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I thought I’d kill some time today. It took me ages.
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How ironic would it be if someone killed Sean Penn with a sword.
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A motorcyclist has been given 39 points for speeding while doing a wheelie. I personally would have given him 45/50.
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I was on a crazy lads holiday when I met a bloke from Afghanistan. His name was Allsummer Bin Larginit
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I took my 2 dogs rabbiting today. They do a great Chas ‘n’ Dave tribute.
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My wife says that I never pay any attention to her and that today’s match Andy, should be a absolute cracker
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I was Looking at Buying a 3 story house. But my wife said it had too many flaws.
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I tried to offer some comfort to the parents off the boy found in a tumble dryer. But they said he was soft enough.
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“Search Results for: german humor No jokes found matching your query. ” Even the website itself has a sense of humor.
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I’m bi-polar All the other bears don’t accept me.
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