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Fat couples are good at roll play..
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There’s a saying that says once you in black, you’ll never go back. Well it’s true. My sister dated a black guy and we haven’t seen her since!
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One of the most difficult things in the world is to convince a woman that even a bargain costs money.
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Gonna watch the Queens speech on the telly this afternoon. I just find it really comfy up there.
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I think we’ve got a Korean police officer on an exchange visit in our area. I’ve just seen a police car with a box of doughnuts and a cooked dog on the back seat.
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I’ve just got myself a HTC android. It’s nowhere near as good as my C-3PO.
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I was sorting out my loose change when I dropped a 1p coin and saw it roll into a drain, which everyone around me thought was hilarious. Laughing at my ex-pence.
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I normally like a film with a bit of gore in it but even I was disappointed by An Inconvenient Truth.
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I’ve left school now so I had a discussion with my careers adviser. But I couldn’t help but think, “If you’re a careers adviser, where did you go wrong?”
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I took my dog to a car showroom today. I turned to him and said, “They have an interesting Range Rover.”
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“What’s wrong, miss?” asked the kindly policeman when he saw the girl crying. “A thief has just stolen 20 I had hidden inside my knickers,” she sobbed. “Did you try to stop him?” inquired the policeman. The girl replied, “I didn’t know he was only after my money.”
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I said to my wife, “I’m tired of looking in this mirror and seeing my big beer belly, so I’m going to do something about it.” She replied, “Excellent idea. You’re going to start working out at the gym then?” “Don’t be silly. I’m buying a shorter mirror.”
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Understanding abbreviations – there’s an app for that.
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Above all, a house needs a roof.
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I was sat outside earlier on, in the sunshine, admiring two birds mating in a tree. That tree outside the house has really come in handy since my new lesbian neighbors moved in.
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