A group of scientists hav …
A group of scientists have predicted that a tropical storm is about to strike Israel. They have decided to call it “Cyclon B”.
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I managed to organize a gathering of the people in the world with the biggest shoe sizes. Took me a while, it was no small feat.
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I banged my head on a low bridge. I would have been okay if viaduct.
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I put a couple of ‘t’s in my beer last night. I think it made it better.
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GALILEO : Great mind! EINSTEIN : Genius mind! NEWTON : Extraordinary mind! BILL GATES : Brilliant mind! ME : Master mind! YOU: Never mind!
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Bee keeping is a weird profession to aspire to. Although, I hear it’s buzzing in the summer.
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I have a slapdash approach to training my children for track sports. Either they dash, or I slap them.
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They say that laughter is the best medicine. If that’s true, does watching Lenny Henry give you cancer?
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Pakis. Killing 1 bird, with a lot of stones.
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What do you call a girl who wears cheap clothes and thinks she’s all that? A primark donna
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I have just had the most amazing night. This American girl I met just couldn’t wait to get her mouth around my sausage. She finished it off in one minute flat, then kept coming back for more! This went on for two hours! Mind you, I do work on a hotdog stand.
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They say breakfast is the most important meal of the day. That’s why I don’t get out of bed until the kebab shop opens.
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How many people are going to claim to have invented Windows 7 ?
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My friend told me, “Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me.” So I lobbed a dictionary at his head – that showed him.
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morning glory just isn’t the same without a smile on the end of it… so make yourself useful mum.
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