I like to think of myself as quite a lucky a guy. Every time I go on an internet site I seem to be the 999,999th visitor! All I do is enter all my credit card details and wait for the prize! What are the chances!
Continue ReadingBeing unmarried – it’s just one undarned thing after another.
Continue ReadingThis girl in the pub asked me if she was the woman of my dreams. “That depends” I said. “Are you wet?”
Continue ReadingSky News: Flood At Mine Traps 28 Chinese Workers. What were 28 Chinese workers doing at yours in the first place?
Continue ReadingI recently fell into some money. Unfortunately it was only 5 pounds, so I broke my nose
Continue ReadingI have always been upset about an accident that happened to me as a child involving super glue at dinner time. I guess i’ll always have a chip on my shoulder
Continue ReadingWhat occupies the last 6 pages of the Lada Users Manual? The bus and train timetables.
Continue ReadingToday we celebrate the 40th anniversary of two American astronauts walking on a desert in New Mexico.
Continue ReadingIt’s a real shame that after 100 years there will soon be no more Woolworth’s. Pick ‘n Mix was great; where will children go now to learn how to shoplift?
Continue ReadingMy wife died whilst doing the ironing this morning… But im not going to make any jokes about the decreased
Continue ReadingWhat has a mine elevator in New Zealand & a fat bird got in common? I won’t go down on either.
Continue ReadingWhat’s the difference between the a Royal Mail strike and Diana? A Royal Mail strike stops the post … and a post stops Diana
Continue ReadingI was round at my mates house for his annual fancy dress party last night next year I’m gonna go as a triangle
Continue ReadingIf you’re not allowed to talk to strangers, how can you make any friends?
Continue ReadingWalking through ASDA the other day I saw a Hannah Montana doll on the shelf. As i looked at the doll the only words that stood out on the box were “Try Me”
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