When I was your age, we a …
When I was your age, we annoyed people with words, not facebook groups.
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The general public really …
The general public really seem to have it in for me today, Or the Jury as they are meant to be called…
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In france they’ve always been very thoughtfull about the environment. I mean even in 1624 lodewijk de 14e allready thought about it. He designed the fountains in the palace of Versailles in such a way that only half of them work at a time.
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Could Tom run out of petrol? No, but Jerry can.
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As the young officer studied the oak door, he was reminded of his girlfriend — for she was also slightly unhinged, occasionally sticky and responded well to being stripped and given a light oiling
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I love my foot. What a legend.
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Laura Robson is bringing a whole new meaning to the phrase ’15 love’.
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I don’t mind a Chinese, but I couldn’t eat a full one though.
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These two random people stopped me in the street today asking me to work out corners of these triangles. What was their angle?
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BBC News: Miners & children trapped down a mine in china seems as though we have a case of ‘anything you can do we can do better’
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I had a threesome with two eastern europian girls yesterday, It made me feel like a professional ski-er Going in and out of poles
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My mother-in-law says I’m effeminate. I suppose, next to her, I am.
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To cut a long story short, the end.
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My huge, solid gold ring makes quite an impression on the ladies. Usually around the forehead and jaw.
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I’m tRNA get an A in my biology test
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