Me and my girl plan to re …
Me and my girl plan to recreate every position from the Kama Sutra tonight using only Lego bricks. The excitement is building.
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Putting a joke on Sickipe …
Putting a joke on Sickipedia is a bit like going shopping after dark in Brixton: if you don’t get mugged in the first ten minutes, you’ve half a chance of surviving.
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An old man walks into a pub, he goes to the bar. He orders a beer. The bartender gives it to him and says :”three pounds, please” The old man stands up, goes to the right end of the bar and put a pound on it, then he walks to the left end of the […]
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My mate Kane always runs whenever it gets really windy and it baffles me so i said “Oi, Are you in a hurry kane”?
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My wife hit the headlines recently. She crashed into a newspaper billboard.
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Has anyone got a time machine I can borrow so I can catch the Hammerfall UK tour?
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Arrogance isn’t attractive.. But I am.
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My uncle died in his canoe when a strong current took him away. Water way to go.
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I’ve found the easiest way to get into a girls pant’s, wait til she leaves the house.
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It’s my first night inside. Usually I have to dry-hump the wife.
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I’ve nearly finished the pills the doctor gave me to stop me from being so greedy. I want some more.
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My horse did well in his exam last week at school. He got a neigh.
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My girlfriend is always banging on about how fabulous bottled water is. So today I put it to the test. I give her a drink of tap water and a drink of her spring water. I was amazed that she got right, so I asked her how she knew. “The spring water was in the […]
Continue ReadingAn eldely priest walks in …
An eldely priest walks into a bar full of atheists. The barman says “Why the long faith?”
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“In recreating the process of fusion it was always understood that we could pursue three areas of interest and value,” explained Dr Erik Storm of the Lawrence Livermore National Laboratory (LLNL), the home of the National Ignition Facility (NIF). First and foremost, NIF has been built for national security purposes, to study the conditions that […]
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