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I had a fantastic job last year. I was making big money. That was the problem though, people noticed the notes were 5mm too big.

What do you call a cow missing two legs? Lean beef

I just started a band with my mates, were called The Shoes. We have a lot of sole.

I’ve got a couple of problems I need to get off my chest I’m going for the operation tomorow

Threw a penny down a well today and made a wish. I wish….the police don’t look for Penny down this well.

I just lost my job as a Psychic. I didn’t see that coming.

Oxo cubes are only a pound a pack. I’m going to stock up.

If it wasn’t for us, the USA would be a third of what it is today.

I sold some dodgy horse pellets to a bloke on eBay and now he’s demanding a refund or else. Either way, it looks like I’m getting some bad feed back.

I was tricked into buying some drugs by a swarm of wasps. It was a sting operation.