Author: qjoq.com

I was driving past The Hawthorns earlier when I noticed a sign saying “Conference Facilities Here”. Somebody really should tell West Brom that it’s called the Blue Square Premier Division these days.

I’ve got nothing on today. I think I’ll go to a nudist camp.

I’ve come up with an idea for a spray that clears the air of all smells. I went to the patent office and the guy said; “This is madness!” “No.” I said. “This is Non-Scents”

I knew my ex-girlfriend was lying when she told me that she was ‘the one’. She dodged none of my bullets and died instantly.

I overheard my wife on the phone telling a friend that she was craving a bit of rough. I just can’t wait to see her happy little face when she finds out I’ve booked us in for a week at the old course at St. Andrews.

Sorry, I’d drafted up a joke about Bromine and Boron but must’ve left it on the kitchen table. BrB.

My wifes been cooking for just over an hour now. It serves her right for marrying an cannibal.