Technology News: Gaze con …
Technology News: Gaze control to be introduced. And it’s about time too. Those queers were getting out of hand.
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My pet Rabbit has been ve …
My pet Rabbit has been very ill recently, but it’s getting better. He’s recovering in leaps and bounds.
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When looking through my movies, I decided that more often than not, sequels are not as good as the original, Then I thought, “You know what, There is definitely one that breaks that rule…” World War 1 was OK, but WWII : Death of the Jews was much better!
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I watched a film about sellotape the other day. It will stick with me forever.
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2 blokes in the pub having a conversation about growing potatoes… Talking chit again!
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how do Llamas wake up in the morning? with an allama clock
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My daughter is doing her masters at university. Well, let’s face it, that’s the only way she’s going to get decent marks.
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To survive in water, you don’t have to be good at swimming, you just have to be bad at drowning.
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It’s funny how sickipedia is kinda like a world. All the good stuff is on the west and on the east there’s a lot of burial going on…
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I went into my local music shop and asked for something that goes ‘ping’. ‘Ping?’ The owner asked. ‘You’ll do!’
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Can anybody tell me where Jeopardy is? Apparently there’s 1000s of jobs there.
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Today at work i have managed to get 8 casio watches on one wrist and 9 rolex’s on the other. I think i have to much time on my hands……
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I took a trip to see the South Downs earlier. They’re just as funny as the northern spastics.
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I decided to raise money for my friend who is never sure of anything I’m giving him the benefit of the doubt
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A fisher man has just crashed his boat into an iceberg sailing past Finland. I bet Helsinki.
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