What’s the difference bet …
What’s the difference between my girlfriend and my sister? That’s not a joke, I genuinely can’t think of a difference.
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A vector goes to drug cou …
A vector goes to drug counselling to get help for his linear dependency …
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My mate Colin is a typical example of someone who’s read Proust. He hasn’t read it.
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A compulsive liar walked into a bar. Well that’s where he said he was.
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How do you know when you’ve mastered a good joke on this site? When you sign into Facebook and all your friends ‘Like’ the exact same one.
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I know this bloke who is a good-looking road sweeper. He scrubs up well.
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I’m going to give my mother in law a frosty reception at her birthday party tonight. It was only fifty pounds to hire Tony the Tiger.
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BBC News: Skier froze to death and lives. Somehow I dont think that is possible.
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Timeline, putting your life in order, because you are incapable of doing it yourself.
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To Two 2 Too.. As if one isn’t enough.
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Once you go Asian, you get disappointed and return to Caucasian.
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Portugals Nani Out Of World Cup Im sure the rest of portugals family are gutted, especially the grandad
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I’ve got myself into a little bit of debt and so I downloaded my Experian credit report. It looks depressing but I’m sure paying 8 a month to view the page will get me out of debt quicker than using it towards actually repaying.
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Seen a coat you like but can’t afford it? Just jacket.
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“So Mr. Smith. For 50,000, give me another word to describe misty weather.” “Sorry Chris. I don’t have the foggiest.”
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