Statistically 9/10 blonde …
Statistically 9/10 blondes reckon a typo is a form of martial arts
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Have you noticed how the top and bottom biscuit in the packet are always broken? I don’t know why they bother putting them in.
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A secret report detailing a vegetable ‘superfood’ has been obtained from No 10. Opposition claim it’s a government leek.
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There’s an awkward time when girls don’t want to use sanitary towels, but are too young to use tampons. So, I came up with the ‘Tamtowel’. It’s filled a gap in the market.
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theres a tribe south of africa who detest all types of clock and watches. they are a race against time
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I recently met a girl who told me her work involved using a pole I didn’t know women could be in the fire service.
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I never really got “Masters of the Universe.” But then again, I hadn’t even done a Bachelors of the Universe.
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Italics are a bit forward aren’t they?
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I’m currently sitting in work and I’ve got a huge fart brewing. I can’t wait to see who has the next cup of tea.
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Being named Anthony End, it’s a must that I give one of my children the middle name of Isobel.
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Dear Twilight fans, Bella gets pregnant. love, Someone smart enough to read.
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The discovery that neutrinos can travel faster than the speed of light has caused surprise in the scientific community. No-one saw that coming.
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You never know where you stand with a cyclops . I mean , is he winking at you , or just blinking ?
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What is it with women and their morals nowadays? “I’m not like that!” “You’re too drunk!” “Stop! I have a boyfriend!” “Dad, I’ll tell Mum!”
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A bloke walks into a pub and orders himself a pint. He notices Vincent Van Gogh is sitting on the next barstool and asks him if he wants a pint, too. “No thanks,” replies Vincent. “I’ve got one ear.”
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