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There isn’t room to swing …

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There isn’t room to swing a cat in here. Guess i’ll go outside and play.

I bought some really odd …

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I bought some really odd shaped eggs but now i can’t find them. I think they’ve been mislaid.

I’ve just come back from …

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I’ve just come back from a diving holiday in Egypt. It cost me an arm and a leg.

My girlfriend accuse me o …

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My girlfriend accuse me of living in a fantasy world. I nearly fell off my Swedish Short-Snouted Mooncalf.

A homeless man took his g …

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A homeless man took his girlfriend in for dinner.

They say that Vigilantes …

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They say that Vigilantes take the Law into their own hands. I think I’ll be the Judge…

I just saw on Facebook th …

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I just saw on Facebook that my friend is attending – ‘Singles Darts Tournament’. I can’t imagine it being the best place to meet women to be honest.

‘Government announces TV …

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‘Government announces TV licenses to be frozen for 6 years’ .. I’m not taking any chances with a fine, mine’s in the freezer already.

I just got in from work, …

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I just got in from work, went upstairs to get changed and found my wife in bed with a medievil play actor “it meant nothing”, she said, “Just a one knight stand”

Just got back from the lo …

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Just got back from the local chinese, what a nightmare! I only asked for beef, thats when the trouble started.

I was just reading through the ‘When I was your age I was catching Pokmon not STIs’ page on Facebook and I have come to the conclusion there are direct links between the two. These are some of the names of Pokmon: 1) Lickitung 2) Krabby 3) Dewgong 4) Mankey 5) Parasect 6) Oddish 7) […]