I crept into my 4 year old sons bedroom at 5am this morning. I quietly got onto his bed and then jumped up & down on him several times singing happy birthday. He ended up with 3 broken ribs and a fractured pelvis. That’ll teach him for doing it to me on my birthday back […]
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