Author: qjoq.com

A news reporter was interviewing a young girl who has suffered at the hands of bullying. “so, you tried to hang yourself in the school toilets” She must have been on the end of her tether.

My wife will be on the plane now. She isnt going anywhere,she is just taking 1/4 of an inch from the bottom of the door.

I read a book about Kurt Cobain. I say ‘read’, but I more or less just rifled through it.

Rag and bone men. Ironically, they get the right hump when you offer them just rags and bones.

I’ve never seen my daughter’s boyfriend take her anywhere. They always close the curtains and block the keyhole.

After one year of marriage to my wife ‘Eve’, I finally understand how her ex husband was arrested for Eavesdropping.