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Angry Birds, the number one cause of hemorrhoids since 2009.
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I’ve just lost my thesaurus today. I feel very sad.
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Getting 70% or more in my university exam? That would be a first.
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What do you get when facebook goes down? A Social Life
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I walked past 5 black men today playing the guitar, singing and wearing skinny jeans. It was Cameroon 5
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Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? He’s dead.
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I’m one of those people that loves to have a good laugh at work. Which is why I work at ChildLine.
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A mate of mine is suffering from severe depression and another mate said to me, ‘I hope he doesn’t do anything silly’. I thought, he has depression, he’s hardly likely to stick a carrot in each ear and pogo stick through the town shouting ‘I’m a banana’ is he?
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If i hear one more pancake joke im gonna flip.
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What’s the difference between a white baby and a black baby? About 10 minutes on a high gas mark.
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My Dad is a closet racist. He can’t stand the mahogany ones.
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I’ve had enough of sitting down. I’m going to take a stand.
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I’ve got a book coming out soon. I shouldn’t have eaten it, really.
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BREAKING NEWS: A lorry has just overturned on the M11 spilling its load of ‘Imodium Instants’ across the motorway. Experts say they expect the flow to stop almost immediately.
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I told my wife I’d take a bullet for her, and she told me she’d take a thousand for me… So I sent her into an ammo shop with a swag bag and a balaclava.
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