Ok right, there’s this internet site, thats a complete rip off of sickipedia. The funny thing is sickipedia wont allow me to tell you guys so we can crash their server as I’m interested if they ripped off the ‘Database Latency Too High’ message too. Go to britology . com… you’ll see
Continue ReadingI’m sick and tired of having to take a taxi when I go to work. I hate being a taxi driver.
Continue ReadingI hate Anti-climactic people……. actually… nevermind.
Continue ReadingMy wife left me last week. I’ve never been so depressed. There hasn’t been anybody to do the ironing.
Continue ReadingYahoo News: “Egyptians vote in run-off” That’ll be even funnier than when people walk like an Egyptian.
Continue ReadingI will now explain how to steal music. Feel free to take notes.
Continue ReadingI’m currently off work with a slipped disk. I mean, I accidentally slipped my Call of Duty disk into my Xbox.
Continue ReadingTOP TIP: OIL COMPANIES. Buy twenty quid’s worth of groceries at Safeway and you’ll be given a voucher for 20p off a litre of petrol. Send one of your tankers and fill it up with 20,000 litres and save 4 grand. Then sell it at your own petrol stations at the normal price. Safeway are […]
Continue ReadingA bloke sees a cat in the window of a pet shop with a sign saying ‘Cats from Holland for sale’ so he goes in and says, “How Dutch is that moggy in the window?”
Continue ReadingFacebook page: “height, age, size, doesn’t matter, aslong as the two people are happy!” Trying using that in court.
Continue ReadingI just got back from a party at my friend Jamal’s place. I felt a bit ill-at-ease being the only white guy there, but on the plus side the food was delicious, especially the fried chicken. Everyone at the party had a piece. As I found out to my dismay when they realised Id eaten […]
Continue ReadingNEWS: Osama Bin Laden killed in fire-fight. If only he’d been trained on how to use an extinguisher correctly.
Continue ReadingIf we all end up going to jail for downloading music, I at least hope they separate us by music genre.
Continue ReadingFor anybody who’s scared of this wind, just imagine how those poor little spiders must be feeling. And for anybody scared of spiders, they can now fly.
Continue ReadingPromises are like children. Fun making them, regret keeping them.
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