“Iraq rejects calls for v …
“Iraq rejects calls for vote recount” BBC NEWS I guess we just couldn’t get through to them.
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Overcome boredom on motorway journeys by closing your eyes for as long as you dare, then daring yourself to close them for longer.
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Me and my brother were both born with no hands. I know exactly how he feels.
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Are seals just dog mermaids?
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Went to a tarot card reading with my wife recently. You should have seen the look on her and the old gypsy ladies faces when I drew the Death card. It was a look that clearly showed if I didn’t put the sketch pad and pen away I would not be coming to any further […]
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I finally understand the saying “There’s more than one way to skin a cat” Yeah, there’s the Cruyff Turn, the step-over or even the Ronaldinho flip-flap.
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Spiderman: Just another guy who ends up with sticky hands after using the web.
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So a gang has been formed for Dyslexic Dwarfs. Apparently they’re a bit short on numbers.
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Internet connection, 15. Laptop, 300. Course in computer programming, 3,000 a year. Hacking your sister’s Facebook to get to her nudes, priceless. Some things in life, you can’t buy, for everything else, there’s mastercard.
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Whats the difference between a hamster and a cow?… …the cow survives the branding
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In support of the strikes today the London ramblers will not be walking out
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I just got an email saying I’d won 9, 999, 999 from the Ugandan Lottery, I never even played! I’m so excited, I was going to tell my friends so perhaps they could win too, I just decided I’d save the surprise and send away all their credit card details. Man are they gonna’ love […]
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I was on the bus, and I saw a sign which read “Please place your litter in the plastic bags provided”. Anyway, now the RSPCA are after me for “Suffocating cats”
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I went and got my colon checked yesterday. It turned out it was an apostrophe.
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So this vehicle with blue flashing lights and a loud tune sped right past me today. I thought to myself “He won’t sell many ice creams driving that fast”.
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