Just heard about a woman …
Just heard about a woman who killed herself using a carrier bag over the head. That bag for life didn’t last too long then?
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Sunday Times: Recent deve …
Sunday Times: Recent developments have shown that the Dursleys have found a figure of 161 million in their bank.
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Our family never talked about incest, actions spoke louder than words.
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Evian have confirmed the signing of Denmark midfielder Christian Poulsen from Liverpool. A source close to the club, a Mr Walters said it was hard work to keep the deal from filtering out although we did try to sign him in the spring..
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Ecstatic; Expression of pain and surprise given by a Yorkshireman when he gets an electric shock off his car.
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If you like fish, then you shoulda put herring on it.
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why would McDonalds not serve under 18’s? that’s like poundland only serving the Royal Family.
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I have a great idea for next year’s new year celebrations. I’m going to put 20 dogs in one of the London eye’s pods and watch the fireworks go off.
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It’s ironic that I can’t seem to find anywhere to insure my pet Meerkat.
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I’m not a complete idiot, you know. I had my appendix removed.
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I think hitch-hikers are really friendly. I’ve gone past three in the last hour and they all gave me the thumbs up
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My daughter won’t stop drawing pictures of clouds and suns on her belly. I’m sick of feeling under the weather.
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After spending years on the dole…. I don’t see the benefits going back to work.
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What is Bruce Lee’s favourite drink? Wa-tah!
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Definition of Irony: wheeling my Nan into the walk-in center.
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