Trust me, you don’t want …
Trust me, you don’t want to play golf with Sven Goran Eriksson. He takes forever to take a shot, because he keeps changing clubs.
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Someone left a bottle of …
Someone left a bottle of vodka on my doorstep today. Not to worry, I managed to get to the bottom of it.
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What do we want? Women’s rights! When do we want them? After we’ve finished the ironing!
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Who else pretends to get it in the wrong hole to see if she’ll go for it?
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I won 6.2 million on the lottery, Just one week later my wife divorced me and took half. Who says money can’t buy you happiness?!
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I’ve just been fined for jaywalking. Although, the police are calling it “public use of cannabis.”
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I fell into a giant vat of liquid chocolate on a recent trip to Cadburys World. Fortunately for me, I came out of it smelling of Roses.
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Just heard that announcment in the airport not to leave your luggage with anyone you don’t trust. bit late now i left my luggage with the Mcanns an hour ago and have not seen it since
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Carlsberg don’t do Alcoholics Anonymous meetings… Not surprising, really.
Continue ReadingChina is a bit like the r …
China is a bit like the right hand column of sickipedia Every few seconds a new duplicate is squeezed out
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Sorry Kate and Gerry but you wont find Maddie on Jamrags.com. —————————————————————– But you will find her in the factory making the t-shirts.
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Want to enjoy your holiday but the kids are too noisy around the pool? Try putting the armbands on their ankles, it works everytime….
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My girlfriend just text me saying: “Come home now if you want an extravaganza ;)” I’m really excited, I don’t even know what a Vaganza is.
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What’s the difference between Jade Goody and an Elephant? Cancer
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Scientists have proven that cigarettes are harmful to the health of children. Fair enough, use an ashtray.
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