I’ve just been made redun …
I’ve just been made redundant, gonna have to make some sacrifices and go back to Basics… Yep, that’s right, no more Taste the Difference for me!
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I saw a lemon and a lime …
I saw a lemon and a lime having a fight today. They seemed like bitter rivals.
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Child labour is only temporary, but a diamond is forever. DeBeers.
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When I was younger, I quite fancied a career in the services. But as I got older, I realised working in Little Chef would be rubbish.
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My girlfriend has recently gone from a size 8 to a size 6. She cut her toe nails.
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If you want to write a letter, use a pen and paper.
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This actually happened. I was driving behind a van that was advertising a company that makes cakes, and on the back it said ‘A birthday cake for all occasions’, So just birthdays then.
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Today, I saw a sign at a picture framing shop that said, “Shoot the family, hang the kids, frame the wife.” Don’t photographers have a dark sense of humour?
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My great great grandad was the only one who could light a fire in his villiage until he met his match.
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Trying to learn about Erosion really wears me down…
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According to Google’s homepage today is Harry Houdini’s 137th birthday… I reckon that’s his best trick yet
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A Blonde phones a Carpenter and says “Hi could you make me a box 50ft long and 3 inches wide” The Carpenter says “Yeah, but if you don’t mind me asking, what do you want it for?” The Blonde says “I’m moving out after divorcing my husband, And he said I can take the garden […]
Continue ReadingI always leave the lights …
I always leave the lights on so people think I’m in. It drains the car battery though.
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I bought myself a Cheryl Cole fitness DVD a couple of weeks ago….. I’ve come along way since then.
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Just got back from seeing “The Iron Lady” Dropped her off my shirts to do for work next week.
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