saw 2 fit Sisters the oth …
saw 2 fit Sisters the other day, asked them if they fancied a bit, they were having nun of it
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My wife hates her new nickname. I gave it to her after that group of youths viciously attacked her lower half with large metal poles, leaving her legs useless. Never mind, Rodney will be out the hospital soon.
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The girls’ swim team has a new coach who thinks she knows everything. Her name is Claire Buoyant.
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It goes without saying, that I like silence.
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My wife right me, because of my difficulty with directions, and leftly so
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The Mirror: ‘Sven hoping to to beat off Spurs, QPR and PSG to sign Becks’ How sore is his arm going to be after that?
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The Higgs Bison, smallest known buffalo known to man.
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I have a dilemma. I want to help my wife stop smoking but I also have an overwhelming urge to set her on fire again.
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“403 Forbidden: The server understood the request, but is refusing to fulfill it.” Wow, never in my life… The internet just stood up for itself!
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“Facebook linked to rise in syphilis” What next? “Sickipedia linked to rise in Bad Jokes” Lets not make any rash calls here.
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I was just informed that a good friend of mine has tried to commit suicide by jumping in front of a train. That’s the third time now. He’s got a terrible track record.
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I went to a Thai restaurant the other night and ordered chick sticks. So imagine my surprise when the waitress came back with food!
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When I hear a newsreader mention the West Bank, I can’t help giggling because in my mind I swap the W and the B around.
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I was shopping for DVDs the other day, when I came across “Journey to the far side of the Sun”. The plot was basically; a team of astronauts head to the other side of the Sun to investigate a mysterious problem. I thought to myself “Why not just wait 6 months?”
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There’s a new facebook game – Lover of the Day. It’s not very accurate though. There’s no “sweaty sock under the bed” option.
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