Author: qjoq.com

My paperboy soon regretted signing up to one of those “Get ripped in weeks!” courses.

I find that the fastest way to inform people of an upcoming funeral is by sending them a cryptogram.

I was taking down some lecture notes this morning when I thought: “I really must try harder with my Christmas decorations next year.”

My cat’s bilingual. I gave him his meal and he woofed it down.

” Five year-old girl dies after completing life-long ambition” The term “life-long” means a lot less for some reason…

She rolled her eyes at me, so I rolled them back.