Author: qjoq.com

I read somewhere that when someone is about to quote a bogus fact or statistic that they preface it by saying, ‘I read somewhere’

I make over 300 a week on line. I’m a train driver .

This vodka’s a lot stronger than I thought. I really need to get in the habit of proofreading.

I’ve just come back from a bukakke party in Paris. The girl got an Eiffel.

How do you tell a kebab to be quiet? Shh, kebab

I cooked an exotic curry recipe for dinner last night, but when I sat down to eat it I couldn’t find it. It was a Korma Chameleon.