A successful diet is the …
A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter.
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To be fair, stay out of t …
To be fair, stay out of the sun.
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My teacher told me I use far too much hyperbole in my in my work. I personally think she is exaggerating….
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I saw the bus that goes past my house from my office window. In a moment of nostalgia I thought, “That takes me back”.
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My parents keep telling me that I think the whole world keeps revolving around me… Well you are the ones that call me sun…
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Shaved my hoo ha with Occam’s razor. Now my Man parts are smooth AND have the principle of parsimony.
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My friend was telling me about how the Zimbabwean government is the most corrupt thing in the world. Clearly, he has never seen the Sickipedia voting system.
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Say what you like about the iPhone, even without Jobs it still works,
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I just came all over my new girlfriend’s rack, I think she’s going to break up with me when she gets home and see’s the stain on her dress.
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My girlfriend went weak at the knees when she saw me last night. That’s the last time I go for a spontaneous piggy-back.
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I’m so glad I finally went to see a therapist for my paranoia three years ago. I haven’t looked back since.
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Emulsifiers Making the unmiscible, miscible.
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I was doing some phone banking earlier. I was greeted with “For security reasons, I’m going to mumble a word which you have to say back at me. If you’d like, I can mumble a different word.”
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I got the afternoon off work today. My time management course was cancelled at the last minute because our tutor was double booked.
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Faulty hand dryers in toilets are out of order.
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