Author: qjoq.com

I threw a set of industrial speakers at my dad’s head once. He looked tannoyed.

I ordered an Indian earlier. Told him to make me a curry.

I’m going on a field trip tomorrow… Me and a few mates are going to a country park to do some magic mushrooms.

i’ve started up a business selling fishing rods… to be honest its not really catching on

I just watched a movie about tornadoes. There was a huge twist towards the end.

Today I found out that my eldest son was guilty of murder and theft. I’ve had a bad heir day.

Build a man a fire and he’ll be warm for a day…… …..Set a man on fire, and you’ll most likely be convicted of murder in the first degree.

Note to self: I need to stop talking to myself.