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Why does Ron Atkinson’s jacket say “RA” on the front? He had a Cyst removed.
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Does anybody else enjoy eating finely shredded brains? Grate minds and all that…
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I sang with Tom Jones once. He was on the radio, I was on the toilet.
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People are always trying to raise the awareness of cancer. But what is so important about people who are born in July?
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Im writing a book on Indian curries. Its naan-fiction.
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“2 is company, 3’s a crowd” Noah explained to the animals.
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My dwarf friend said for Christmas he wouldn’t mind something to hang his coats on. So I’ve bought him a wooden mug tree.
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What is the name of the compound where OH group is directly attached to an alkyl radical ? Yes , sometimes alcohol is the answer.
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The answer is sheep……….. Thats what I herd anyway.
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I used to like role playing Skyrim, but I’ve gone off it. Oh the arrow-knee
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I tried to get Margaret Thatcher to have a lesbian fling once… But she wasn’t for turning.
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My son came home from school with a new bookmark Where the teacher threw a hardback at him
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I don’t really like proteins, amateur teens are far better plus they don’t charge.
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I had to phone up the police because a black man was following me last night. They replied saying although they understand my concern, I can not be harmed over Twitter.
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What’s got two legs and bleeds? Half a dog.
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