Carlsberg do make Lager, …
Carlsberg do make Lager, it’s probably the worst in the world
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An extra chromosome alway …
An extra chromosome always gets me downs 🙁
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Everybody is suddenly like on facebook “this is england!” Why did the have to go and change it ? I was just getting used to sparta.
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Slacking off at work before computers would have been so difficult. You’d have had to painstakingly lay all the solitaire cards out on your desk and everyone would have known you weren’t working.
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Your mums so fat that when she jumped in the air she got stuck.
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My mother’s told me that I’ve inherited my grandfather’s genes. And his shirts and a packet of werthers.
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My fat wife just came into the living room and proudly announced she’s gone from a size 18 to a size 16. I had no idea her feet were that big in the first place.
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Just did a series of multiple choice question tests….I got all a’s.
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My cat’s got worms. Now we’ll see just how cunning that Early Bird really is.
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I think David Haye needs to fight one of the Klitschko brothers for the good of boxing Its Vitali important
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I can’t believe the undemocratic EU will only allow power-saving lightbulbs to be sold. I’m incandescent!.
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When I was six I was a bit of a knife addict. I was also an only child… …eventually.
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I bought a pair of trousers the other day which were a bit tight around the waist so I decided to let them out. I should have waited till they got used to the place. They’ve been gone four hours now and think they’re lost.
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i told my mate that stainless steel was in the periodic table, but it was alloy.
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Late one night a drunk man sneaked into a zoo and fell into an enclosure full of gorillas during mating season. He was gang-aped.
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