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Follow this recipe to mak …

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Follow this recipe to make a cheap, but surprisingly tender, pigeon pie. First, get some breadcrumbs and a rolling pin. Then, take the breadcrumbs and rolling pin to the park…

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I bought the Mother-in-La …

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I bought the Mother-in-Law a lovely chair for her birthday. If she’d only plug it in…

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I can’t believe it, just …

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I can’t believe it, just got a restraining order by Cheryl Cole just for following her on Twitter for the last year. Twitter being my nickname for my moped.

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i got in from work today …

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i got in from work today and my wife said i want you to finger me ‘ so i rang the social and told them she’s signing on and working

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If you see a policeman dr …

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If you see a policeman driving a bit close behind you, don’t show them the error of their ways by giving them a quick “Brake check!” They don’t like it.

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There are two rules for s …

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There are two rules for success: 1. Don’t tell all you know

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A policeman pulled me ove …

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A policeman pulled me over earlier, he asked me if my car had been checked. I told him no, it had always been yellow…..

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A Scotsman just offered m …

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A Scotsman just offered me a box of silverware and a case of Wrigley’s Spearmint. So I said, “I can take your knives, but I’ll never take your free gum.”

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There’s some stupid peopl …

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There’s some stupid people about. I’m selling my camera on Ebay… and people keep asking me to send them photo’s of it.

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I’m told women hate their …

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I’m told women hate their men to be ‘all show and no trousers’. Odd. That’s exactly how I like my women.

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I didn’t want to be a Jed …

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I didn’t want to be a Jedi like my father, but he forced me into it.

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I’m doing some charity wo …

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I’m doing some charity work next week if anyone is interested in sponsoring me. I’m going to be growing a tumor in aid of people with moustaches.

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HMV to close sixty stores …

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HMV to close sixty stores. Is this the Vinyl Countdown?

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I’ve just read a book abo …

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I’ve just read a book about a fan. It’s a real page turner.

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GEGS Scrambled eggs …

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GEGS Scrambled eggs

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