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Dear student loan, thank …

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Dear student loan, thank you for saving my life. I can’t think how I can ever repay you.

My mate said I did the be …

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My mate said I did the best impression of a leaf he’d ever seen. I was blown away.

Your joke isn’t too offen …

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Your joke isn’t too offensive, it just offends people when you get a better score than them.

I saw this bloke heading south on the M1 thumbing a lift. So I pulled over and said ‘alright mate, where you heading?.’ London he said. I said ‘well carry on down this road you can’t miss it, and drove off.

What’s more boring than w …

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What’s more boring than watching paint dry? Watching dry paint

I was stranded on a deser …

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I was stranded on a desert island when a black cat crossed my path. “More bad luck” I thought. “Now I definitely won’t find anything to eat!”

I went down to the new lo …

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I went down to the new local shop which lets you trade in your beautiful winged insects in exchange for caucasian males. Its called pretty Fly for a white guy

What do you get when you …

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What do you get when you mix acid and alcohol? A mol ester

I entered a race where on …

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I entered a race where one foot had to be in contact with the ground at all times. I walked it.

I’ve never understood how …

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I’ve never understood how Ireland managed to have a “Potato Famine”. That’s not a famine. That’s just living without potatoes and having extra portions of carrots for a while.

Apple have just announced …

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Apple have just announced that in order to increase sales of the new iphone in america they’re re-branding it the pie phone..

I had a fry up the other …

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I had a fry up the other day. That’s the last time I go backstage at QI.

There was once a young ma …

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There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer. When asked to define ‘great’ he said, ”I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl […]