BBC News: ‘A man is being …
BBC News: ‘A man is being sought after he was caught on CCTV appearing to dump a dog in Dorset’ Ouch.
Continue ReadingAuthor: qjoq.com
I rate myself 7:3 on my u …
I rate myself 7:3 on my understanding of statistics.
Continue ReadingWas at the Job Centre wai …
Was at the Job Centre waiting to sign on, waited for over an hour. How can DSS treat people like this?? Wasting valuable time. Some of us have a job to go to
Continue ReadingI’m planning on being mor …
I’m planning on being more spontaneous in the future.
Continue ReadingI just got back from the …
I just got back from the local flea market in town. All I bought was a pair of tiny jumping boots.
Continue Reading95% of GM cars made in th …
95% of GM cars made in the last year are still on the road, 5% made it home.
Continue ReadingI wouldn’t give tuppence …
I wouldn’t give tuppence for people who use colloquialisms.
Continue ReadingMy wife could suck a golf …
My wife could suck a golf ball through a hose-pipe. We’ve got a really good hoover.
Continue ReadingWhat do you call a girl w …
What do you call a girl with loads of nicknames? Moniker
Continue ReadingVogons are slow, shamblin …
Vogons are slow, shambling creatures whose sole aim in life is to squeeze all joie de vivre out of people. No, wait. Not Vogons. Vegans.
Continue ReadingI get violent towards my …
I get violent towards my wife everytime I drink strongbow. Different cider me.
Continue ReadingI don’t believe in ghosts …
I don’t believe in ghosts Don’t tell anyone though – they’re always the first to go
Continue ReadingI got told to wear black …
I got told to wear black dress for my wifes funeral. Yet I got killer looks when I turned up in my black dress
Continue ReadingHey Pope, TAG, you’re it! …
Hey Pope, TAG, you’re it!
Continue ReadingMy wife was stressed out …
My wife was stressed out earlier, so I decapitated her. Hope that took the weight off her shoulders
Continue Reading