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Spelling is important, look! The difference between won and one: Great Britain have just won gold. Australia have just one gold.

I’d tell you who works here, but it’s personnel.

I made a hotel out of little cheesy biscuits. It’s not exactly the Ritz.

I’m getting sick and tired of carrying this baggage around with me. If I keep dragging it around with me, I’m going to end up with all kinds of back ache and god knows what else. So, I’m going to put it down. I rest my case.

My mate, who drives trains for a living, was killed yesterday after getting struck by lightening. He was a good conductor.

A knife-wielding maniac nearly made me crash my car today. He cut me up.

‘Movie to be made about recently engaged dead marathon runner’. It’s going to be called ‘No Weddings and a Funeral’.

I was going to invent a device to shield fruit and veg stalls from rain. But the market’s already saturated.