My school days were the h …
My school days were the happiest days of my life, which should give you some indication of the misery I’ve endured over the past twenty-five years.
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Bigamy..Like the real me, …
Bigamy..Like the real me, but taller.
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I’m the youngest of 3, my parents are both older.
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Just got my sign language exam results back. Mostly eh.
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After jogging on the spot for 10 minutes I turned to my girlfriend and said…. “This just isn’t working babe. Why don’t you squeeze it with your fingers like normal people”
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When I see some people on Facebook, then see them in person, I realise, ohhhh they use the new skin cream called Adobe Photoshop
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What do you get if you cross a match with sand paper? Fire.
Continue ReadingMargaret! Margaret! Yesss …
Margaret! Margaret! Yessss! Have we got a copy of “hangin by a thread” by Kevin McGee
Continue Readingi can just about tolerate …
i can just about tolerate pens but i have to say i draw the line with pencils…
Continue ReadingI tried to be Friends Wit …
I tried to be Friends With Benefits with myself. It turns out I wanted more, but I didn’t.
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“We’ll both have to face it eventually.” I told my wife. But for now, the new mirror remained under wraps.
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I think it’s safe to say that since I started doing origami regularly, my ability has increased 10 fold.
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Normally, I can sense water sources, but I’m not feeling well today.
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I was giving blood at my local health centre the other day when in walked an Orc “Are you giving blood as well?” I asked “No” he replied “…I’ve got too much Haemogoblin”
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I don’t mind blacks or paki’s. My baby sitting business has a whites only policy.
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