Why did the medieval burg …
Why did the medieval burgular rob the music shop? He was after the lute
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I went to Boots and said, …
I went to Boots and said, “Can I have a bottle of shampoo please.” The woman said, “Extra volume?” I said, “CAN I HAVE A BOTTLE OF SHAMPOO PLEASE!”
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Just got back from the future………..You wouldn’t believe how many blades they have on razors
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Just saw a link for a Free Ed Sheeran video. I didn’t know he was in prison..
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Was playing bingo with a homeless man today. After a few numbers he remarks, “I’ve got a line.” I said “Yeah. Well I’ve got a house.”
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Was driving around the neighbourhood where I grew up today. As I sat there, with the car in reverse, It really took me back.
Continue ReadingSarah Jessica Parker, Pri …
Sarah Jessica Parker, Princess Anne, Camilla Parker Bowles and Leona Lewis are going to star in a show about rich, pampered women looking for love. Desperate Horsewives.
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A man was crushed in South Africa when a diamond mine tunnel collapsed. Talk about being caught between a rock and a hard place.
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Bulimia – Taking the sick out of sickipedia.
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I just bought some of the new Apocalypse cheese. It’s Best Before End.
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When I found my 3 year old son smashing one of my chess pieces with a hammer I was horrified. I thought it’d be at least another 10 years until I caught him bashing the bishop.
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I’ll never eat sedimentary rock again, Chalk that up to experience
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Friends re-united. Facebook For people with real friends.
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I cooked an Italian meal but it didn’t taste right and I blame the herbs. I think it was faulty basil.
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I’ve bought a device that makes my wife come every time. It’s a retractable lead.
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