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SALE: Curtains 25% off They were too short.
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My wife’s fed up of her hairy legs, so she’s asked me to get her an epilator. I don’t see how someone having a fit is going to help.
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I used to hate facial hair!! But eventually, it grew on me.
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BBC News: Norfolk County Council to cut 1,000 jobs Ought to make family events a bit awkward…
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I’ve been having problems with Erectile dysfunction lately and joined a group for men with similar problems. During the meeting there were grown men breaking down and crying. I thought, they’re all just a bunch of Softies.
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I have just opened up a shop selling lucky charms and I’ve called it ‘Fortune’. It’s next door to the coffee shop ‘Costa’
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Police have been called to an accident involving an ice cream van, A spokesman said ” we may have to cone the area off “.
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A chicken walks into a bar and the barman says to the chicken “Do you want anything to drink?” The chicken says “Of course I do. What do you think I crossed the road for?”
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I was thrilled when I heard about InPrivate browsing. I’ve cleared my history so many times it’s forgotten who the Romans are.
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My friend decided to barge his way past the traffic to work today. I never knew he had a boat.
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My brain at night: I wonder why the Earth was placed exactly here and allowed us to provide a perfect climate to sustain human life. My brain during the day: Potato, Potato, ching chong Tomato
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It’s a well known fact. If you stand on the Great Wall of China… You can actually see the moon.
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My wife accused me of having absolutely no sense of direction. Honestly, I was so disgusted I just packed my things and right.
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BBC News: Alcohol drinking ‘still falling’ Well it depends on how many I’ve had?
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I’ve finally conquered my biggest fear of driving down a one way street. There’s no going back now.
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