I have a division addicti …
I have a division addiction. I just can’t stop doing it 24 / 7
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What a night’s sleep I ha …
What a night’s sleep I had, first I thought my hair was stuck to the headboard, then I couldn’t stop sucking my teeth. I even moved my pyjamas 12 inches below my waist. then I dreamt I had a really cool mobile phone, but it wasn’t mine. It got worse as I started waving my […]
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I had five loaves and two fish for tea. It was a meal of biblical proportions.
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My girlfriend says she cheated on me because I procrastinate too much. She’ll pay for this someday.
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I don’t care how many times my wife tries to suggest it. I just will not admit to being stubborn.
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I invented a money printing fridge. Made a cool 200 million.
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Just seen a sign outside B&Q: “Stainless Steel Sinks”. Bit obvious, I thought.
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My boss says I tire too easily. Which is why I’m Kwik-Fit fitter of the month for January.
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What a coincidence, Farrah Fawcett and Michael Jackson dying on the same day. One played with Majors and the other played with Minors.
Continue ReadingIt is better to have love …
It is better to have loved a short girl then to have never loved a tall.
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I work at a chocolate factory, but they don’t like me talking about it. Which is why I have to Wispa.
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What’s the difference between Emile Heskey and Heather Mills? Heather Mills has got a right foot.
Continue ReadingBeauty, it’s only a light …
Beauty, it’s only a light switch away.
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All the tramps in sheffield are really shifty. I know they’re selling something on street corners but every time I get close they either hide it under their jackets or run away. I can’t see what the big issue is!
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Why don’t women drink cool aid? Cos after their husbands are done with them they need first aid.
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