Author: qjoq.com

I always go to work wearing baggy trousers in honour of a band. My wife thinks it’s Madness.

I stand accused of unleashing a sleep-inducing gas in a courtroom. The jury’s still out.

My track record with women is appaling. Twenty three defeats and only four wins,

I had never known my wife to be such at expert at grilling until I bought a new gas bar-b-que for the deck out back. “How much did this cost? Where did you get the money? Did I say it was OK to buy this? she asked me repeatedly until I was reduced to tears.

BBC news: Controversial pastor banned from UK Is it fusilli or rigatoni?

Girl Flashed by Scotsman :- “Oh that’s gruesome” Scotsman – “Gi’ it a touch love an’ it’ll gruesome more”