This Hallowe’en I’m savin …
This Hallowe’en I’m saving money on zombie DVD’s. I live in Stoke, it’s chucking out time and I’ve just opened the curtains
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I thought growing my own …
I thought growing my own lettuce would be difficult but it was quite easy in the end. It’s not rocket science.
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I became a professional fisherman, but discovered that I couldn’t live on my net income.
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I just watched a dog chase his tail for 10 minutes and I thought to myself, “Wow, dogs are easily entertained.” Then I realised, I just watched a dog chase his tail for 10 minutes…
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I think we should stop all these tumble dryer jokes before this all spins out of control…
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Two bags of crisps are walking down the street, A car pulls up and the driver offers them a lift, No thanks they reply, We`re walkers
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I was paying for some beers, and the attractive cashier asked me to double-bag it. After a somewhat unfortunate misunderstanding, I was released on bail.
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I saw a group on Facebook called ‘Holding on is tough, much tougher than letting go or simply quitting.’ Is this talking about relationships or taking a dump?
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I saw Dappy from N-Dubz in town today. He was preaching about the apocalypse. He said, “The end is na na nigh”
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There’s those times you know what you’re talking about, and then there’s times when… you know.. when you.. well you know what I mean.
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I was sat in my car the other day waiting for my missus to come out of the train station. I got a text saying her train was delayed, so I put the heating on and shut my eyes. Every 20 minutes I had somebody knocking on my window asking for the time, so eventually […]
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Call me old fashioned, but waiting for a woman’s permission for intercourse is overrated.
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Feeling Suicidal? Come to Bridgend! Where you can “hang” around with like minded people.
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One time when I was re-enacting the birth of Christ, I swear I saw the manger move by itself… Paranormal Nativity.
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I have just found out why my girlfriend has given me the nickname Subway. I promise a foot long but, just like Subway, I don’t deliver.
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