“If you can’t beat ’em, y …
“If you can’t beat ’em, you’re probably French…”
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You know you’ve been on s …
You know you’ve been on sickipedia too much if the advert about Osama and Bush in the top right corner no longer annoys you.
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“Where were you last night?”, I asked my girlfriend. “I was at my friend’s house, it was girls night.” “Your story’s full of holes!”, I replied.
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My geography teacher is brilliant. I wouldn’t swap him for all the tea in Denmark.
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Children In Need Babestation for Paedophiles
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I keep getting false notifications on Facebook. I’m notified of something, I get all excited and happy, I think ahead wondering what it could be, only to find out nothing’s arrived. Now I know how my wife felt after her miscarriage.
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A man was looking at a painting for a long time of a naked woman with leaves covering the body, he was asked what he was doing and he answered… I’m waiting for Autumn.
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I’m tired of my co-workers making cutting remarks, such as “Doctor, make an incision”.
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My friend had a mission to taste every dried fruit in existence. At one point he fell a bit behind his schedule, but don’t worry – he’s now up to date.
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‘If you love something, set it free’. Our son still hasn’t found his way home from our Tunisian mini break…
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I went to see a psychiatrist. When he asked me what the problem was, I said, “I have to qualify everything I say. Well, I say ‘everything’…”
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How does Dirk Kuyt like his goals Poached
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New iPhone 4S bug – screen displaying yellowish tint. Similar to Steve Jobs a few weeks ago then.
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Tip of the day: Don’t bother trying to get a taxi during a mosque service, you’re only wasting your time.
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I wonder how many deaths the person that came up with: ‘Do something everyday that scares you’ is responsible for.
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