After eating out at a loc …
After eating out at a local restaurant, the waitress clearing our tables noticed the left-overs and said, “You wanna box for that?”. I said, “No, but we could wrestle for it”.
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Whats the difference between Sir Alex Ferguson and Michael Jackson? Sir Alex will still be pulling young men off in August.
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If I was fighting the rock in wwf wrestling, I would take a piece of lined A4 with me into the ring. Everybody knows that paper beats rock.
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Ever since I had my stroke I’ve not been feeling right.
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Snow White didn’t achieve much in her life but she managed to turn one of the dwarves purple. At least she dyed Happy.
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Observational Comedy. Whats that all about then?
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Queues of people camped outside the Stadium of Light in Sunderland to get their hands on Take That tickets. One local resident said it was the best standard of living she’d ever experienced.
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Finally got my Canadian history exam results back.. I got an EH
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My mate got the sack from the Royal Mail this morning. And set off on his daily round.
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Ironically, the Red Hot Chili Peppers are named after something which is rich and vibrant until it goes out of date, then becomes wrinkly, undesirable, and mellows out.
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I just love sitting naked behind my computer. My boss doesn’t.
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I just saw that ‘Nutella’ was trending on twitter Someone must have spread the word.
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Just found out last night that I come from a long line of time travellers. Took me back a bit.
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I have been working in a mirror factory for years now. It’s what I’ve always seen myself doing.
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I dont like the idea of this santa guy, he has been sneaking into kids rooms and emptying his sack all over the place for generations and gets credit for it. I try to finger one baby and ive ”gone too far.”
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