“Fight fire with fire”.. …
“Fight fire with fire”.. ..is not the best excuse for petrol bombing the local school while it is testing its fire alarms. Trust me.
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Sky News Website reports… Netlog-A social networking site which shows children posing in their underwear and displays their ages has been criticised by child protection campaigners… Well its safe to say there will be no Database Latency issues on sickipedia for the foreseeable future!
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It’s funny how the word bed… looks like a bed!
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I found out my wife was seeing other men. Stabbing her in the eyes soon put a stop to that.
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My dad gave me some great advice when I was younger. When I was 14, he sat me down, said, “Someday you’re going to meet a girl who’s going to be so right and so wonderful and so perfect that you’re not even going to haggle over the price.”
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I walked in the pub yesterday and I couldn’t help but notice a guy sat at the bar scribbling on some paper and laughing hysterically. “Why are you so happy?” I asked. “My wife’s been on a diet for the last 4 days, and she’s lost 5 pounds.” the man replied. “What’s so funny about […]
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I’ve just got one of those Doner cards. If I buy 4 I get the 5th free, according to the takeaway.
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Have you heard of the ‘Computers for Africa’ charity supplying the poorest regions with computers and laptops to help with education? It must be nice for them to look forward to getting a virus which isn’t HIV.
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When it comes down to it, Joanna was a landscape architect. It’s not like she was going to change the face of the Earth or anything.
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After spending all day watching the golf, I couldn’t help but think “I need to get a better car”
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I bet twitter will get a record number of new members tonight
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I’ve just been arrested for spinning an OAP above my head. I was only trying to see if the swinging sixties were as good as everyone says.
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Christmas Party Tip: Asking for a kiss under the cameltoe is NEVER acceptable.
Continue ReadingRumour has it, Fish is Go …
Rumour has it, Fish is Good for you. Tell that to my wife when it comes to foreplay.
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I was listening to some loud music when my mum asked me to turn the speakers down. They are now facing the floor.
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