Author: qjoq.com

Peyton Manning is treat like a hero just because he’s got a great throw? I think my gran has been overlooked, you should see the one she knitted last week.

I think it’s stupid to rundown Muslims. If people are watching.

I had haggis today and didn’t like it. It was offal.

I’m inclined to be laid back.

I was surprised when my psychic friend complimented me on the way I had cooked his steak. “Well done” is rare from a medium.

You’re not supposed to judge people by appearances. But I met Frank Bruno, and after an hour’s conversation I still think he’s black.

I always look over my shoulder where ever I go. In hindsight,it’s probably a good thing.

I told my mate that, in order to get laid, I’d promised my girlfriend that I’d marry her in the summer. He said, “July?” I said, “Of course I did.”

Yesterday my wife said nothing compares to you, but todays shes telling me to hit the road jack, shes changed her tune.

I saw a woman crying as I was walking home from the pub last night. I said, “What’s the matter?” “Gavin’s gone” she replied. I said, “Sorry but I can’t really help you, I don’t suffer with heartburn”.