Me and my wife really lov …
Me and my wife really love each other. Unfortunately Each Other hates us for giving him such an ‘apparent’ ridiculous name.
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I cracked open one of my …
I cracked open one of my boiled eggs this morning to find a half developed chick inside. It was absolutely disgusting, it didn’t even taste anything like chicken.
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My horse will only let me ride it in the dark. It’s a nightmare!
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Whenever I switch my faucet on, there is always a delay before the water starts running. It’s out of sink.
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NEWS HEADLINES: An entire northern town in England has totally disappeared. Police have no Leeds.
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Pause for thought: Should mountain goats be illegal?
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I hit a cyclist the other day. I wasn’t in my car; I just thought it’d be funny.
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My girlfriend just said, “I hope the present you’re buying me for my birthday fits.” “Corset will, fatty.” I replied.
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Supersize Vs Superskinny, My money’s on the supersize.
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sky news confirm fred west’s brother john was a serial salmon killer
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I held up a bank today. It was heavy
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Anyone else think that the Scottish Widow blatantly murdered her husband?
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BBC News: Yemen bomb ‘defused just in time’. What’s the big deal about that? Every bomb i’ve ever seen on TV has been defused with one second remaining.
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I love the old saying: “Black sky at night – It’s night Black sky in the morning – I’ve woken up at night again”
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I used to time travel as a hobby when I was older…..
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